I'm Just Sayin'...

So, I had to take a detour on my way home from work today and took some nice "scenic" Smyrna backroads. On this journey I was stuck behind the same truck for about 3 miles or so. And the entire time I was staring at the same thing. Not a busted tail light. Not a really tacky family stick figure sticker (obnoxious). But what kept my eye the whole ride was the metal replica of a bull's reproductive system. I know you know what I'm talkin about, y'all! It's those fake (no other way to put it, so) nut sacks that gentlemen these days are hanging from their trailer hitch.



Ummmm...really? Is your own set so small that you feel the need to double up with the extras back there? All I could think as I was driving behind this fool was how in the world I would explain that to children. We are planning a field trip soon and I really hope we don't pass any of these classy people while on the bus to the dairy farm. I guess it could make for an interesting science lesson (kidding).

To sum it up, don't be so RED! Think about the way you're making yourself look. Is that really the image you want people to see before they pass you cause they just can't take the sight anymore. Imagine: the person behind you sees the testicles and passes you so the next thing they see is your face. It will forever be in their mind that your face reminds them of yucky animal balls.

I'm just sayin'...